Thank God it wasn’t crack.

I work with a girl who just told us she is pregnant. Yesterday, she went outside for a cigarette. Three times. Someone brought up the fact that, you know, she’s pregnant and went out for three cigarettes. Her response?

“Oh, well, I used to smoke so much that if I just totally gave up all at once it would be bad for the baby, so I have to, like, wean myself and the baby off them”.

She’s probably right. Having a fucking idiot for a mother is likely to be much more harmful to that kid.


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