Hands up if you’ve ever used the suggestion of a threesome as a ‘conversation’ opener…

Well it happened to me. Brilliant.“Want to have a threesome?” is not an acceptable pickup line. It’s hardly an acceptable line anywhere, ever. These two and the hooner must be friends. Where do these geniuses learn this shit? And where is this place? Is it invisible to normal people? Like some kind of perverse Hogwarts?

Mainly what I would like to know is the degree of success these paragons of human wit and charm have with this tactic. I have a sneaking suspicion the only threesome they’ll be having is with their computer and a box of tissues.

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